fat fat day

i cant fit into my skinny pants. whenever i look into the mirror, it occurs to me how similar my stomach is to a pregnant woman's.

is it just me, or it happens to EVERYONE. that whenever your P is around the corner, you'll be visited by your "hari menjadi gemuk sedunia" i.e. fat day.

and im going to melbourne this saturday, what the hell am i supposed to wear if i cant fit into my skinny pants!